ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend
food tastes better when you took it from someone
when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end
nothing annoys me more than people being like “LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE” when you find something offensive or disgusting like where am i learning to take this joke? to the fucking trash where it belongs?
This one is for Blake that fucking dickwad
yeah fuck you blake
hey sorry im late i didnt want to come